According to the DNC some startling new evidence has surfaced that incontrovertibly determines President Donald J Trump is personally responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs some 65 million years ago. Independent fact checkers for CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC and NPR have confirmed the veracity of this new evidence.
The President was unavailable for comment.
Unfortunately for the President this was not all that was unearthed. Unbiased, independent research conducted by the DNC has also uncovered that the President is personally responsible for climate change. The DNC reported that their people have fact checked this information to confirm it. Air pollution and fossil fuel emissions that have caused the breach in the ozone layer and now threaten to destroy the earth’s atmosphere are all attributed to Donald J Trump. As they report, Trump is undoubtedly personally responsible.
Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler held a meeting in their secret bunker then announced that should Trump be re-elected, their first order of business would be to impeach him. They did not rule out multiple impeachments should their first one in the new term fail to remove Trump from office.
Bernie Sanders and the Ocasio-Cortez squad said they would support Pelosi in impeachment efforts and make sure the tax-payers funded it.
Joe Biden refused to comment until he could determine how this affected the polls, but Kamala Harris said should they win and she become the defacto president, she would prosecute Trump on multiple counts of dinosaur murder.
