
If he hurried, he had just time enough for a quick shave and shower. He turned on the news and set the TV loud enough to hear it with the bathroom door open and the shower running.
News of the day, like the news every day now, was another addition to his depression, but at the same time it was a strengthening factor. Illegal immigration and the costs of it in terms of free medical care, free legal care, free education, Social Security, welfare, enhanced and enlarged police forces and correctional facilities, homeland security, airport security, etc. etc. etc. were the top stories. The impotent Congress and self-serving politicians who came out with their streams of broken promises and unashamed admissions to lies were doing their normal everyday dance feigning care and concern for the American public and yada yada yada, more depressing stuff. It was common now to hear the commentators preface a remark with is it just me or… and then go on to ask if all of what was going on didn’t seem kind of crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy, stupid crap that didn’t seem to be this way thirty or forty years ago.
But there was some harsh reality, Murph thought as he shaved quickly in the shower. Not long ago a girl had been shot to death by an illegal alien while strolling with her father on a San Francisco pier. That perpetrator had been deported five times and had come back to San Francisco because he knew it was a sanctuary city. That was real, Murph thought, and Murph could not dismiss from his mind the girl’s last words to her father: “Help me Dad.”
How does a father live with that? This was Murph’s question to Carla when they were talking about the incident, when Murph had gone off on the politicians all of whom traveled with bodyguards and lived in gated communities or areas for the rich and famous that were policed very differently from where the commoners lived. Pieces of shit, Murph had called the politicians, but on some level the immigration problem and runaway freebies the immigrants, legal and illegal, were now getting made Murph remember his father would be wanting him to live a long life being supported by his city pension and Social Security. His father who only got the shit end of the stick would want them to pay and pay and keep paying as long as Murph could make them pay.
There was a lot more reality too. The country was going broke and the train to bankruptcy had shifted from the local to the express track. The kids we educated were barely functional illiterates whose main concern was their Facebook page. Our morality was in the toilet, but that was a whole other issue.
Murph guffawed, half to himself, half out loud. He remembered the conversation he’d had with Carla about redefining marriage and the consequences of such a move.
“Two women and a horse,” Murph said. “That’s what I want my marriage to be.”
“You’re crazy.”
“You watch. If they legalize same-sex marriage, polygamy and whatever you call marrying an animal is next.”
“I’ll do a three-way with your other wife,” Carla had said, “but forget the animal unless I get to pick the dog of my choice.”
“You’re a sick person,” Murph had said.
Carla just laughed. But now that was happening. Since they had legalized same-sex marriage, Murph had read about a push to polygamy—after all it was a God-given right, right? A new term had recently popped up, a throuple, which was being defined as a three-parent couple. Now that was cool! Murph couldn’t wait to see how our brilliant leaders fixed health insurance and Social Security to cover everyone. And then just the other day a sixty-four year old woman, a Veteran, died after eight days in the hospital. She’d been raped and beaten to near-death with a hammer by another illegal-alien with a long record that local authorities had refused to hold for ICE. Surprise, surprise.
Murph dressed quickly. The seeming absurdity of the world around him was simply unbelievable.

